Romeo has never fit in with the other Clefaries. Instead of being the shy, meek Pokemon that they're known for, he has always been a vicious little ball of pink fury. When he runs away from his home at Mt. Moon, he gets captured by a giddy, novice trainer by the name of 'Puddles'. He grows bitter, and begins to loathe everything about her.

Puddles' naiveity has her trying out a sun stone to make Romeo evolve; But the stone obviously fails, and has a strange side-effect. Romeo finds that the sun stone has given him the ability to speak.

Now that he can consort with the humans, maybe his schemes to rule the world just might come true after all.

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*PG-13: Language, Crude humor, Violence

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Ch.1 Pg.17

16 Jul 2008 11:08 pm

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Author's Comments:

Le Jelleh, 16 Jul 2008 11:10 pm

Ouch. D; Poor Ekans. He was only doing what his master told him... T___T Shame on those Rockets.

But where there are fat Sandshrews, there are also Sandslashes, right? xD

And yes, Romeo does have a heart, the poor lil' guy. ;__;

User's Comments:

Pikachao, 16 Jul 2008 11:12 pm

nom nom nom sound effects ^.^ . poor ekans sliced in half.

Squeejee, 16 Jul 2008 11:46 pm

BLEEDING POKEMON! Er, ahem, sorry. But any respect I may have had for you making a smart-mouthed Clefairy is eclipsed by that-which-should-have-been-in-the-anime-because-those-bastards-made-a-show-about-animal-c ruelty.
But enough about that (though it is awesome)

Crystalbear, 17 Jul 2008 12:25 am

I AM A FAN OF THAT SANDSLASH NOW.

Zomgzomgzomgzomg!

Green Soldier maker, 17 Jul 2008 12:30 am

Wow... that sandslash is pretty badass...

Oranges_and_Pears, 17 Jul 2008 07:10 am

Aww, poor Rude.

Now that Sandslash there's lookin purty kool. XD

Bratchan, 17 Jul 2008 07:15 am

EVil demented pink Pokemon that is badass, pokemon that BLEED ;_: its like the almighty pokemon comic and how pokemon should of be done o.o *waits for more*

Yoowl, 17 Jul 2008 08:22 am

Ekans, how does Rude's "ass" taste ? XD
Yes, TR are bad-ies ~ ?

Ganato, 17 Jul 2008 09:05 am

OM NOM NOM! I BE EATING YUU!

Whoo go Sandslash!

This is a test, 20 Jul 2008 07:44 pm

XD Whoot! i love sandslash. i have them in all of my games. and i love snakes, but i HATE snake pokemon... there allways so evil... dude, ecans is toast, man! poor ecans. NOT!!! XD

pwnlil, 24 Jul 2008 06:24 pm

it would have been funnier if rude farted in the ekans mouth XD not that i'm saying this page is bad or any thing -_-;

kiruakun, 24 Jan 2009 09:01 pm

yay!! rude is saved :3